To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
How external is "for external use only"?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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