i already hear my dad disowning me
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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