Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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