Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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