if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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