Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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