Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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