what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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