I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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