OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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