so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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