what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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