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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs

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(530): View more from California

the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.

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(510): View more from California

Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.

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(561): View more from Florida

well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.

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(530): View more from California

You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die

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(386): View more from Florida

my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.

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(407): View more from Florida

The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.

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