he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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