Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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