i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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