If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
