Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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