One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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