You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
just tell him i said nine months
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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