im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Randomize
