theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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