hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
40s are totally the cure
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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