I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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