what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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