So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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