so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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