I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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