Well apparently he's into motor boating.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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