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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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