Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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