That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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