Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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