Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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