Kiss
Puke
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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