The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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