I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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