Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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