So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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