first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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