Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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