Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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