he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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