I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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