I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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