so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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