no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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