Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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