I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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