i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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