the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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