She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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