It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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