I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
