Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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