make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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